Why did I walk with you this morning? Why did I get you that job? I play too nice that's why. We all know I can't stand either of you. That's why when you say "give me a call" and I say "sure!", I don't call. I think you are both idiots and actually I'm pretty sure one of you stalked me for much of my youth (like peeking in my windows kind of stalking). And I fucking hate it that you've come across the country after I did. You belong back home with the rest of the ignoramus'. I hope your hep shot gives you vaccine injury and fucks you up more than your fugly ass already is.

I'm trying to remember when I started hating everyone. I used to be so loving and forgiving.... then I grew up and realized that they are all assholes on purpose. Ah, ignorance truly is bliss, I miss it!

Dear cosmetic lady at the drug store, you are a fucking moron for "feeling safe" due to the TSA and people like you are why there is no hope for humanity. Not only are the new procedures a complete violation of my civil rights, the naked body scanners are proven useless. And considering the war on terror is a complete fraud this is all just a big pile of shit served to us by the powers that be as usual. I hate your face lady, you and every robot repeater like you.

I was born white in 1975. I was born into a bi-racial family and married into a bi-racial marriage. In my world it was a given that I celebrate other cultures and hate my own, obviously I was bred from the evil white man.... no matter that my parents were hippies and my father so passionate about equality among races he wrote a book about it. There were hundreds of times during my youth that I was the only white person in the room, I have experienced racism from mild to extreme. All from these cultures I was taught to worship, while hating my own. Well fuck that racist bullshit. Some of the most racist people I've ever met were from cultures other than "white" and *hated* me for the color of my skin.

Wow. Seriously??? I know I didn't bother getting into it with you but my face doesn't lie and I've always had enough vibe to fill a room immediately. I didn't have to get into it because it is obvious. You are a gossip and create unnecessary drama and I haven't hung around with girls like that since Jr. High. Therefore I won't be hanging around with you. Ever. Again. So please, FORGET MY NUMBER & STOP FUCKING CALLING ME YOU PSYCHO.