Why did I walk with you this morning? Why did I get you that job? I play too nice that's why. We all know I can't stand either of you. That's why when you say "give me a call" and I say "sure!", I don't call. I think you are both idiots and actually I'm pretty sure one of you stalked me for much of my youth (like peeking in my windows kind of stalking). And I fucking hate it that you've come across the country after I did. You belong back home with the rest of the ignoramus'. I hope your hep shot gives you vaccine injury and fucks you up more than your fugly ass already is.